Supporting Ben on his LE-JoG challenge and exploring the English & Scottish countryside along the way

Sunday 9 May 2010

The Remote Part

Final Day, part 2:
The first view of the coast and islands beyond. Shivers up the spine-moment!



John O'Groats House Hotel- very sad to see it standing derelict
He did it! 909 miles, 9 days.


Celebrations

*few more bits n pieces to come...

Silly moment of the day: Popping a massive party popper the wrong way into the wind and watching the little foil coloured bits dance away across the car park.

Poem/song of the day: Whenever I've thought of my trip to John O'Groats and Tongue all those years ago (1994? Dad will know.) the scenes imprinted in my memory have been soundtracked by Idlewild's album The Remote Part, in particular the final song Scottish Fiction. The song didn't come out til 2002 so its not like I listened to it at the time, but the music and lyrics just went perfectly with the images in my head. Its only now that I've tracked down the spoken word part by the poet Edwin Morgan. The combination of his voice and the words is just so haunting and Scottish. So it was with a lot of happiness and full of emotion that I played the song while we drove towards Tongue in the sunshine through awesome scenery, quite lost for my own words.

Scottish Fiction
It isn't in the mirror
It isn't on the page
It's a red-hearted vibration
Pushing through the walls
Of dark imagination
Finding no equation
There's a Red Road rage
But it's not road rage
It's asylum seekers engulfed by a grudge
Scottish friction
Scottish fiction

It isn't in the castle
It isn't in the mist
It's a calling of the waters
As they break to show
The new Black Death
With reactors aglow
Do you think your security
Can keep you in purity
You will not shake us off above or below
Scottish friction
Scottish fiction

Thursday 6 May 2010

Haste ye back

Final Day, part 1:
It was a novelty to wake up to the sound of seagulls (wood pigeons and cuckoos have been the norm so far) and after a sleepy slow start I blew the cobwebs away with a walk through the dunes to the beach. Then it was time for us to set off on the final leg. I’m amazed its come round- time has been strange and the days all over the place. I could keep on going (preferably with Ben in the passenger seat and not on the bike) and its nice to be reminded just how simple things can be away from home.

Ok, the roads on THIS leg of the trip have to win prize of ‘most dramatic and/or suitable for a car advert.’ The road hugged the coastline- high expanses of bright yellow gorse on one side, cliffs and sandy beaches dropping away to a remarkably blue sea on the other. I must have been a frustration to local traffic, driving slowly so I could take it all in and negotiate the tight bends. I did hop out at Dunrobin Castle.

It was ever so impressive to drive down the wide entrance, but £8.50 for a nose around? No! The entrance hall was impressive and there was a massive log fire, but I didn’t intend staying all that long. When the ticket chap announced ‘Falconry in 5 minutes’, I thought it was probably time to leave. At Berriebale the road dropped dramatically with escape lanes and then climbed at an equal steepness on the other side of the tiny village. As I climbed up the hairpin bend (reminiscent of Porlock Hill!), willing the van on, I kept my fingers crossed that Ben would make it down and up ok. He hasn’t got off and pushed so far, but this was a fair contender.

Once back up on top it was a little bleaker, especially as great misty clouds of rain swept in. Our proposed meeting point of Lantham was bleakest of all- barely a few houses, a graveyard, and an information centre…open June- September. Three cheers to the sat nav for directing me 3 miles further on to the village of Lybster and The Portland Hotel. I knew it would be further for Ben to travel but the Cullen Skink (yep, for the third time!) would be well worth it for him. It was probably the first time on the whole trip where I actually had time to get some work done and the surroundings were right for it. Stopping in laybys has meant that I’ve been restricted to my lap and the dashboard- ok for some tasks like reading, but not for editing my chapter. I wish I could work all on the screen, but instead I need reams of paper spread everywhere with my notes on. I definitely over-estimated the amount of time I’d have free- of course driving took up quite a lot (especially on smaller roads) and Ben is pretty quick at catching up!

Monarch of the…Ben?

After a slow start, mainly because I had neglected my soigneur duties and failed to get the laundry sorted in time, Ben finally hit the road and I went exploring on some smaller routes before joining up with the A9. Tourist websites for the area mentioned that the BBC programme (and grandparent favourite!) Monarch of the Glen was filmed at nearby Glenruim House. I wanted to nose around, but there was no chance of getting close –all roads were marked ‘private’ and the trees obscured the view. I carried on through Laggain, Newtonmore and Kilgussie where quite a few businesses sported ‘official Monarch of the Glen’ stickers in their window. I then thought I should get my act together and do a few chores –laundrette, petrol, food shopping and bike stuff for Ben.

Heading over the bridge above Inverness I was reminded of all the holiday time spent in this area when I was little, especially seeing signs for Cromarty Courthouse and Strathpeffer. I distinctly remember coming back into Inverness over the bridge after our family trip to John O’Groats, 14 years ago (maybe more?). Driving out to meet Ben I passed another reminder of the holidays years ago- a very strange collection of rags in the trees near Clootie Well. Rose and I used to be pretty scared of this bizarre site, made the more creepy by our Auntie Sylvia’s assertion that photos taken of it didn’t develop. In the days of film cameras there was at least some suspense, but it was never true (and it still isn’t….I checked –from the safety of the van-!) The site seems to have multiplied in size in the intervening year and I’m still unsure of the significance of it (edit- Wikipedia entry and more info here!). It was very strange to just stumble across it again.
Clootie Well, nr Munlochy

After lunch in Munlochy Bay I carried on over stunning bridges across Cromarty Firth and Dornoch Bay. Arriving at the campsite was a staggering change in scenery- mountains still loomed in the distance but our pitch faced sand dunes and a glittering sea.
Around Dornoch Bay
The town of Dornoch reminded me of a French or Belgian town where a main street opens into a wide town square. If this was Europe there would be tables and chairs everywhere, but North East Scotland in May hardly made it likely. Instead I found a wonderfully cosy restaurant where the landlady was in thrall to serving Ben and doting on him. The food was ever so good (and homemade, as she told us about five times!) and it was really encouraging to have someone so in awe of Ben’s achievement, even though she said lots of people seemed to stop there who were doing the same thing. I think it was Ben’s time of 9 days that impressed her most; she said it was usually 12 or 14 for cyclists. Ben has taken the whole thing in his stride without any problems (so far, touch wood!) and so I keep forgetting what a big achievement this is. I felt extra proud when we left the restaurant to waddle back to the van .

Dish of the day: Cullen Skink –haddock, potato, leek and cream soup, absolutely delicious and very filling. I’ve eaten it twice in as many days and am determined to have it anywhere it appears on the menu for the rest of the trip!

Tuesday 4 May 2010

Tootsies & Trossachs

What is the etiquette with B&Bs? When there are many small tables it seems fine to just shoot a ‘good morning’ at whoever enters the room, but what about in smaller places when there’s just one table?! If you’re not a morning person then its really not the time or place to make new friends. Anyway, I focused on my scrambled eggs and sausage and let Ben talk bikes. It was a lovely B&B with rather intriguing photos and rock memorabilia on the wall. Elton John, Midge Ure, The Bee Gees…clearly someone in the house (and we think it was the unseen husband) was a big shot in the 70s music scene. Still, I was happy to leave because it meant a trip to Maryhill, Glasgow to catch up with a friend from school and her two girls. It was a lovely few hours of coo-ing, play acting and catching up and I think a quick whizz round the crescent in the van will have fuelled little Katie’s imagination for a while to come. Sorry Esther!
I think I got a bit carried away though because it soon became apparent from the sat nav that Ben would actually beat me to the lunch point. The roads leading through the Trossachs and up the side of Loch Lubaig made it impossible to make up the extra time. I did resist many photo opportunities, otherwise I’d have been seriously late. The most wonderful view emerged from thick forest north of Glasgow – suddenly the whole horizon was just peak after peak after peak, stretching back into the mist as far as the eye could see. The whole journey was breathtaking and I particularly liked the look of the Falls of Dochart, it felt like a little Austrian village. But I ploughed on up the banks of Loch Tay to meet Ben in the rather swish restaurant of the Kenmore Hotel, overlooking the River Tay. I think he was rather relieved when I turned up, sat there on his lycra-clad own among quite posh surroundings! Kenmore was a beautiful village, all black&white, even the Spar sign! I think that’s when you know there must be some serious conservation orders in place. The whole area seemed interesting, lots of little villages and crafty places. I was really flagging behind the wheel (loch-side roads require a LOT of concentration) and was lucky to stumble across a gorgeous little coffee shop on the way to the A9. It was full of wonderfully mis-matched furniture and nick nacks. Not kitsch in a Cath Kidston way, but just lots of really interesting bits from the 1920s and 30s. I was revived after a cafetiere of Clan House coffee and homemade shortbread and ready to start the rest of the journey to Invernahavon. On this leg of the journey I DID allow some photo stops. At times it felt like the snow-capped peaks were close enough to touch! You could certainly feel the chill in the laybys, but it was worth it for the dramatic views. The campsite at Invernahavon was wild and free and we had a really wonderful evening there. The huge trees and mountains dwarfed the near-empty fields, just us and a few caravans dotted around. No barriers, no STOP signs, no toilet keys. Unfussy, simple and quite awesome! Owls started hooting once dusk fell and, because of the thick mist around the mountain, it was pitch black in no time. I tried to scare myself thinking of animals coming out of the wood, but being in the van is just too snug and cheerful!

Political thought of the day: I only saw Conservative/Liberal/UKIP banners the whole way up the country, until I drove through Lanark and saw the first Labour banners (and SNP). Based on the wholly unreliable method of keeping a loose count of banners...Cameron & Clegg coalition! hehe.

Best driving song: Limited to local radio which does produce a few gems, namely Glorious by Andreas Jonsson.

Monday 3 May 2010

Anvil!

I entered Scotland on the motorway so, alas, no piper to herald my arrival. I did listen to Biffy Clyro though which I think just about counts. I wasn’t exactly welcomed at the caravan park, more told off for not obeying the big STOP signs. I don’t know why the lady was so annoyed, caravan parks are hardly Times Square and the V-Dub was only carrying one gas canister! Thanks to some of the great websites (I really recommend The Happy Campers) and guides available, we normally camp in places a bit more ‘wild’ than Braids Caravan Park. It was at the other end of the spectrum from Henry’s! Very old-fashioned and much more for the motor-home crowd. We nestled in between some gleaming white homes on wheels and, despite my initial misgivings, still had a nice evening. In the morning it really amused me when, almost in perfect sync, the men emerged from the surrounding vehicles and began to clean them. One man was on a stepladder scrubbing the roof (who will ever see up there?!), another was sorting out the chemical toilet, the other buffing his windscreen. I think these people were on holiday, but it was hard to tell. Before leaving Gretna I decided to pay a visit to the Old Blacksmith’s Shop…or should I say, complex. Actually it was nowhere near as bad as Land’s End, it was much more discreet and tasteful plus a tartan shop really doesn’t offend me much. Except that the ‘clan’ computer denied any knowledge of the Steeles. I did snatch a look at the MacLean tartan, dodging Japanese tourists who seemed to be buying the stuff in reams. Apparently you can do ‘joke’ anvil weddings which appealed to me, but the only suitable chap was pedalling into the wind about 20 miles north of the place. Ah well!

While waiting for Ben at the Abington services I read this amusing article about service stations in the UK from the Observer Magazine. I liked the tone and overall sentiment. Yes they might be over-priced, but they are pretty handy, especially on a trip like this!

Scenic route of the trip so far: A73 from Abington to just outside Lanark. I had to resist the urge to get out and take photos otherwise I’d never have made it to Cumbernauld. It seemed like the essence of Southern Scotland, to me anyway.

Irn Bru of the day: 11am in Gretna Green

Sunday 2 May 2010

Lucky Kendal Mint

The journey today was punctuated with lots of happy memories from our road trip to Oban in May 2009. I could have done with two companions in the back though! I set off on the motorway and, passing the signs for Lancaster University, was reminded of our polystyrene breakfast on campus last year. It was a good breakfast, we were just amazed that scrambled eggs on toast could be done as a ‘take away’. Last year we took the M6 through the Lake District and although it was certainly scenic (and reminiscent of Mordor), this time I decided to follow Ben’s route and get to see a bit more of the area.
Around Shap Peak


I just love the ancient look of the fields and the dry stone walls undulating for miles. I drove through Kendal and, in a spot of excellent timing, was accosted by Ben in the town centre. Then I took the A6 towards Shap and just kept climbing and climbing through awe-inspiring views. Rather than skimming the edges like you do on the motorway, it felt like I was completely enveloped by the scenery. I pulled in near the summit (1396ft) and waited for Ben. Lots of cyclists seemed to be on the road today and I had a false alarm when I saw one approaching and started taking photos….only for it to be a man in his 40s and not Ben, whoops!

Now I am sat in a Moto services near Carlisle catching up on internet stuff for as long as my battery allows. The Scottish border is approaching and I actually have butterflies in my tummy! I LOVE Scotland and am really excited about the rest of our journey north. I will also be consuming Irn Bru at every opportunity.

Wee Bru & Jake, thinking of you both lots!!

Query of the day: Kendal Mint Cake was very nice, but can it really be called cake? Shouldn’t there be some sponge or something?!

Saturday 1 May 2010

Flyin'

I think this trip will be full of fleeting glimpses of new places. I drove into Shrewsbury to meet Ben on Friday night and it immediately seemed like a nice town. I loved the red-brick buildings and the river running through the middle. It appeared to have one foot in an industrial (but not ugly) past and the other back even further in history. The castle, tudor facades and winding streets reminded me a little of York. By the time the cyclists turned up though there was hardly time for exploring, just getting to the nearest restaurant (although reluctant to complain, the support driver was starving by this point). I had hoped to return to Shrewsbury on Saturday morning, but after an hour working from a roadside Starbucks I needed to head into Cheshire to make sure I was ready to meet Ben for lunch. Thanks to the lack of big shops in the area I stopped at a lovely Farm Shop for a punnet of strawberries and a loaf of freshly made bread. The strawberries tasted like Cheddar.

The idea of travelling through the centre of Warrington/Wigan/Preston did not fill me with joy so I hopped on the motorway instead. Perhaps I missed out, but I was keen to get to the B&B- ostensibly to work, but instead I fell asleep (by accident, just testing the pillow out...) and then watched Over the Rainbow. Work is spiralling away from me at the moment, I thought I’d have much more time in between meeting Ben, but it just doesn’t seem to work out like that. I do have something important to finish by Monday though so must be strict with myself tomorrow in Gretna. We are camping so I won’t be tempted by Dorothy…
Our B&B, just north of Preston
On the canal in Bilsborrow

Biggest anachronism: Italian bistro, located in an ancient English cellar, playing Demis Roussos…

Most heard song since Tuesday: OMG, Usher (wow oh wow).
I must sort out using the iTrip when I’m driving rather than defaulting to Radio 1 and continuing to rot my brain.